Ladies, does your hubby annoy you?

Hey LADIES! My hubby REALLY annoyed me last night. He told me we are changing up the rec room and he's putting his mama's couch down there (no, not THIS mama's couch - HIS OWN MAMA'S!). That would maybe be fine, but this couch is so stinkin' old and it's covered in that clear vinyl. You know the kind they used to have in the 1970's? Yep, sooooo tacky! 

I mean, I said to him "It don't go with my decor down there. I got all my Precious Moments and Beanie Babies on those shelves."

Then he said "Well I AM THE ONE who put those shelves up for you, remember that?"

Then I said, "Yeah, and you screwed 'em in so tight, they pulled all the vinyl wood paneling back. Makes the walls looked puckered!"

Then we really got into it. Finally he was like, "Well, how about we put the couch in there but I'll cut off the vinyl cover?"

I thought that was a pretty good compromise. Then he told me I could bling out the walls down there if I wanted, and I was like "Oh, honey, I have tried! The bling didn't stick!" It was slick as all-get-out. So, Ladies, if you know of any tricks to get BLING to stick to vinyl wall paneling, let this Mama KNOW!

Later that night we went to Subways, so all was good. Subways is having a special all month long - buy one foot long, get the other one half off. I just hate they charge us for all those veggies, because I never get them. Like, who would want banana peppers on a turkey and ham?! Maybe weird people, but not me!

Love, Mama Bling Bling

How tacky can anyone get?